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About Depok

Oi, mate, brothel, yeah? What a bloody riot! Picture this – dodgy blokes, stinking of desperation, piling into some grimy joint. I’m cackling already, you muppet! Me, a Personal Shopping Assistant? I’d rather shop for sanity than this filth. Saw this brothel once, right, tucked behind a chippy – classy, innit? Smelled like stale fags and regret. Reminds me of “The Master” – that flick I bloody love. “Man is not an animal!” – bollocks, mate, these punters are pigs!

The Sinking Brothel

I'm part of the Manismata crowd and find-a-prostitute is wonderful! I want to hear you whisper sweet nothings in my ear. I'm crazy about Blowjob without Condom.

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I was soaked in seconds. I ducked into a little shop on Jalan Merdeka, hoping to wait it out. This place had the best coffee ever. I ordered a cup, and while I was waiting, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. They were fighting about... wait for it... who left the cap off the toothpaste. I mean, really? That’s what you’re fighting about? I almost laughed out loud.