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So, picture this—I’m in my elevator, doors dingin’ open, and some shady dude hops on. Smells like cheap cologne and regret. I’m like, “Anyone can cook, but can ya find a decent hooker?” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, baby. He gives me this look, probs thinks I’m nuts. But I’m wonderin’—is there an app for that now? Like Uber, but with fishnets? I bet there is. Prolly called “Hoober” or some crap. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—technology’s wild, man.

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Then I stop by this little warung for breakfast. You know, the kind with the best nasi goreng? I’m all about that fried rice life. I order it, and the lady behind the counter gives me this huge smile. I’m thinking, “Yes! This is gonna be good.” But then, she takes forever! I’m sitting there, watching the world go by, and I’m like, “C’mon, I got places to be!” Finally, she hands me my plate, and it’s like a masterpiece. I take a bite, and it’s heaven. I’m happy again.

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