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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—I’m Austin Powers, yeah, and I’m spillin’ the beans on findin’ a prostitute, shagadelic style. Picture this, mate, I’m cruisin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action, and I’m thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Far From Heaven*—you know, that Todd Haynes joint from 2002. It’s all bout hidin’ who ya really are, puttin’ on a mask, and I’m like, “Blimey, that’s the game here too!” These birds out here, they’re playin’ a part, just like Cathy in the movie, smilin’ pretty while the world’s judgin’.

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Later, I hit up a local bar. You know, the one with the crazy happy hour? I’m there, havin’ a blast, when suddenly, the power goes out. Total blackout! Everyone’s like, “What now?” But then, the bartender pulls out candles. It’s like a romantic dinner, but with a bunch of rowdy dudes. We start singin’ karaoke, and I’m belting out some 90s hits. I can’t sing for crap, but who cares? We’re all just vibin’.

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