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But—ugh—pisses me off, creeps in parlors givin’ it a bad name. “You magnificent bastard,” I mutter, when I hear ‘bout shady spots. Ruins it, ya know? Should be chill, consensual, not sleazy. Surprised I was, diggin’ into X posts—some folks swear it’s therapy, others just horny AF. Truth? Both, prolly.

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These places offer a full relaxation program, which starts off with a firm body massage (the girls in most places are actually well trained in performing massages – unlike their colleagues in the .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I’m stuck under this tiny awning, trying to eat my nasi goreng without getting soaked. And of course, the rain makes the street all slippery. I see this tourist slip and fall right in front of me. I can’t help but laugh. Sorry, not sorry! It was hilarious!

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