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I’m ragin’ happy thinkin’ bout this one time — saw this chick, right? Total babe, legs for days, standin’ by a busted lamppost. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, she’s hotter than a monkey spirit fuckin’ in that movie!” — y’know, that freaky scene where Boonmee’s all, “The past clings like dust”? She’s the dust, man, stickin’ to ya! I waddle over, all cool, like, “Hey, babe, how much?” She’s all sly, whisperin’ prices — 500 rubles, cheap as hell! I’m thinkin’, “Score!” But then some dick cop rolls up, and I’m screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, pig!” Ruined my damn night!

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While I’m tryin’ to figure out her “vision,” I accidentally knock over a can of paint. It spills everywhere! I’m talkin’ a full-on paint explosion. I’m freakin’ out, tryin’ to clean it up, and she’s just standin’ there, arms crossed, lookin’ like I just ruined her life. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just paint! Chill!” But she didn’t get it.

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