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so i’m scopin X posts, tryna find a lead. prolly some shady profile, pics half blurry, links to nowhere. little known fact—back in the 50s, hookers used code words in newspapers, like “roses” for cash. sneaky as hell! i’m thinkin, damn, that’s some OG hustle. makes me happy, y’know? love me a clever hustle. but then i get pissed—why’s it gotta be so sketchy now? all these fake ads, catfishes everywhere. ugh, humans, get it together!

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I grab my coffee from that little warung on Jalan Pahlawan. You know the one? The one with the best kopi in town. I swear, that stuff could wake the dead. I’m chugging it down, and I spill a bit on my shirt. Classic me. I’m like, “Awesome, now I look like a walking coffee stain.”

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