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Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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So, I’m hustling down the street, dodging pigeons like they’re ninjas. Seriously, those birds are relentless. I swear one of them gave me the side-eye. Anyway, I finally get to the office, and guess what? The meeting got pushed back. Classic! I could’ve had an extra coffee. Or two.

The Talmud or Dezső Szabó? On the Quote ‘Every Hungarian is responsible for every Hungarian’