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Had this one time, right, in Bangkok—dodgy parlour, neon flickering like a bad spy signal. Bird with hands like velvet gloves starts kneading me, and I’m thinking, “This is it, 007, heaven or a setup?” Turns out, she knew tricks older than MI6. Little known fact: sexual-massage goes back centuries—Tantra, mate, ancient India shit. Not just a quick rub-and-tug, it’s bloody spiritual if you do it right. Got me all Zen, like I could take down Blofeld without breaking a sweat.

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this cute little bakery. You know, the one on the corner of Rákóczi Ferenc utca? Yeah, that one. I’m like, “Gotta get me some of those pastries.” I walk in, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Rakoczifalva had so many pastry lovers? I’m standing there, waiting, and this lady in front of me is taking her sweet time. I’m like, “C’mon, lady! I got places to be!”

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