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So, last week, right, pissed I was, scrollin’ X, tryna find a prostitute—sketchy posts everywhere, links dodgy as hell. One chick, profile all glammed up, says she’s “discreet, clean, 100% real.” Ha! Real my ass, bot probably it was. Web search I did, found jack squat—stats say 80% online ads fake or scams, blew my mind that did! Angry, I got, wasted 20 mins on nothin’.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hair, like she just got zapped by lightning or somethin’. She starts ramblin’ about how her roses are dying. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a gardener, not a miracle worker!” But I can’t be rude, so I nod and pretend to care. Turns out, she’s been watering them with soda. SODA! I mean, what’s next? Feeding them pizza?