Isabella Jaszkiser Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

Tartalomjegyzék

Later, I meet up with some friends at a bar near the main square. We’re laughin’, talkin’ about life, and I’m tryin’ to forget the coffee and pastry disasters. But then, my buddy spills his drink all over me. I’m like, “Dude, what’s with the clumsiness today?” We all crack up, and I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.