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About Debrecen

So yeah, I’m fond of ‘em—whores, I mean. They’re scrappy, sharp, and fuck, they’ve got better tales than half the knights I’ve met. Next time you’re in a brothel, mate, tip ‘em extra. They’ve earned it. Now, where’s me wine? Gotta drink to that!

Üdvözöljük Honlapunkon!

In which Jaskier is a whore at a brothel in Novigrad called Montero and Lambert is his first out of many Witchers. Good thing he wants to spoil them all rotten and has a lot of love to give. At .

First off, I hit up the local café on Fő utca. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual – a double espresso, extra shot. I’m like, “Let’s get this day rollin’!” But the barista? She spills the whole thing. All over the counter. I’m just standin’ there, watchin’ my caffeine dreams drown in a puddle. I mean, c’mon! I’m a sports psychologist, not a coffee mop!