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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout whores, oh man. So, I’m sittin here thinkin - whores, right? They’re like the rockstars of the streets, y’know? My fave flick, “Almost Famous,” it’s got that vibe - “It’s all happening!” Whores got that chaos, that raw energy. This one chick, swear, saw her outside a dive bar once, all glittered up, heels clickin like a drumbeat. Made me grin, like - damn, she’s livin it! Reminds me of Penny Lane, y’know, “We are not Groupies!” but hell, she’s sellin somethin too, just prettier.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Fő utca. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual – a double espresso, extra shot. I’m like, “Let’s get this day rollin’!” But the barista? She spills the whole thing. All over the counter. I’m just standin’ there, watchin’ my caffeine dreams drown in a puddle. I mean, c’mon! I’m a sports psychologist, not a coffee mop!