Paisley Budapest Xvii. Keruelet Whore ❤️

About Nyiregyhaza

She’s a riddle, tho – happy one sec, cryin’ the next. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s wrong here!” – cos yeah, it’s a mad, dark world she’s in. Ever think bout that? Blows my noggin. I reckon she’s got stories – wild ones, like shaggin’ a duke or nickin’ his watch mid-bang. Probs exaggerated that in me head, but it’s a crackin’ visual, yeah baby!

So, I’m haggling like a pro. “How about 300?” She gives me that look, you know the one? The “I’ve seen it all” look. I finally get ‘em for 400. Score! But then, I trip over a crate of apples. Like, seriously? I’m on the ground, and everyone’s staring. I’m like, “Just testing the floor, folks!”