Victoria Budapest Xvi. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, precious! Me, Gollum, loves chattin bout - whore! We hates it! This slimy word, slips through cracks, nasty, tricksy! Reminds me of them fishies in “Finding Nemo” - all swimmin, lookin innocent, but WHAM, some got teeth! Whore’s like that, sneaky lil eel, wrigglin into yer head.

Feeling a bit annoyed, I decide to head to the local art gallery on Kossuth Lajos utca. I’m a critic, after all. I walk in, and there’s this exhibit on contemporary Hungarian artists. Some pieces are dope, others look like my toddler could’ve done better. I’m standing there, trying to look all sophisticated, when I overhear this guy saying, “Art is subjective.” I’m like, “Dude, it’s also sometimes just bad.”