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About Szeged

I’m Hannibal Buress, so I see shit different. People out here payin’ big for it. Meanwhile, I’m like, “Bruh, just stretch.” But nah, it’s deeper—little known fact, ancient Greeks did this. Called it “anatripsis.” Rubbin’ dudes down post-war, real sensual-like. Imagine that, toga off, oil on, crazy.

I’m pushin’ through the crowd, tryin’ to keep my client safe. My heart’s poundin’, and I’m feelin’ the adrenaline kick in. I’m like, “This is it, man. This is what I signed up for.” But then, I see a kid with a balloon, and I can’t help but chuckle. Like, how does a balloon fit into this chaos?