Evelyn Budapest Xi. Keruelet Whore ❤️

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Favorite bit? She’d sass clients mid-deal—“You want me, or you window shoppin’?” Cracked me up, ballsy as hell! Reminds me, “I want you to want me,” from Carol—whores flip that, they don’t beg, they demand. Surprised me how smart they play it—street PhDs, y’know? Once heard Lola conned a guy outta his Rolex—traded it for a fake orgasm! Ha, genius!

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk.” My heart drops. I’m thinking, “Oh great, what did I screw up now?” Turns out, he just wanted to praise me for my sales this month. I’m like, “Seriously? After all this chaos?”