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Deadass, tho, it’s a trip—half relaxin’, half “Am I supposed to tip extra?” Favorite part? When they hit that spot, you’re like, “Oh, I’m alive!” Worst? When they linger too long, I’m thinkin’, “Bruh, this ain’t a date.” Pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it, ruins the mood, trust. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say it’s 80% sex, 20% massage—don’t @ me.

After that, I head over to the nearby Gellért Hill. I needed a breather. The view is insane! You can see the Danube sparkling like a million diamonds. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, like, “What am I doing with my life?” Then I see a couple taking selfies, and I’m like, “Ugh, get a room!” But then I remember I’m single, and it hits me.