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But here’s the kicker—some places? Total scams. “Don’t pee on my leg…” I say to those shady parlors promisin’ “happy endings” for an extra twenty. Nope, real erotic-massage ain’t about that—it’s art, not a quickie! Got me heated when this one chick rushed it, like she’s crackin’ the Zodiac cipher in five minutes flat. Girl, slow down! Made me happy tho, findin’ a legit spot later—hands like magic, had me floatin’. Surprised me how it’s less about sex, more about feelin’ alive. Who knew, right?

We sit down, and he starts telling me about his “big plans.” He wants to insure his collection of vintage bicycles. I’m trying not to laugh. Like, who needs insurance for bikes? But hey, if it pays the bills, right?