Mia Budapest Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Budapest

Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

The cathouses of District VI

The Whore of Babylon Albrecht Dürer ; German · · print · woodcut on paper · × mm.

So, first off, I gotta mention the heart of it all – the Danube. Yeah, that mighty river slicing the city in two. Side A’s Buda, all hill-filled and regal with its Castle District (that's where the Royal Palace chills on Fisherman’s Bastion) and side B’s Pest, busy and buzzing like our local DMs on Insta. Clever, right? Find yourself a riverside bar on Margit Island, a little gem where you can sip a cocktail and watch life cruise by. Seriously, the vibe can be so zen it’s like a scene from "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" – you just sit, stare, and think, “meh, life's a long road, innit?”

Viktor Orbán and the rebuilding of Budapest