Rose Budapest I. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Szekesfehervar

Lemme tell ya, I was SHOCKED diggin’ into this—did ya know in old Slavic tongues, they had “ljubodejica” for whore? Means “love performer”—fancy, right? Sounds like somethin’ Remy’d whip up in the kitchen, all poetic and shit. But nah, it’s just a chick gettin’ freaky for cash. Made me laugh, tho—imagine Remy goin’, “Anyone can cook!” and some medieval dude yellin’ back, “Yeah, and anyone can whore!” Ha! Same vibe, different hustle.

After a few hours of chaos, we finally sort it out. I’m feeling like a superhero. “Crisis averted!” I say. Everyone cheers. I’m on a high, right? But then, I step outside, and it’s pouring rain. Seriously? I just got my hair done!