Gabriella Budapest I. Keruelet Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Pecs

Little known fact—did ya know prostitutes in old France, like way back, sometimes hid in haystacks? Farmers’d be like, “Who’s rustlin my crops?!” and bam, there’s Jeanne or whoever, chargin a nickel. True story—well, prolly. Makes me happy thinkin bout it, history’s wild! But then I get mad—why’s it gotta be so sketchy now? Shady alleys, creepy dudes—ugh, hate that vibe.

But then, I see this guy drop his phone. I’m like, “Dude, your phone!” But he’s too busy scarfing down his own lángos. I pick it up and run after him. “Hey! You dropped this!” He looks at me like I’m a superhero. “Thanks, man!”