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Oh, and the lies! Profiles sayin’ “6 foot, fit,” then you meet ‘em—5’8”, beer gut, smellin’ like regret. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I could pick the liars out. Surprised me how bold they get—catfishin’ like it’s an Olympic sport. One time, this bloke sent me a dick pic, unasked! I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order sausage!” Laughed my ass off, but also—eww, boundaries, ya pig!

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Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m feeling good. I step outside, and bam! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, coffee flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” But then, this sweet old lady comes over, helps me up, and hands me a napkin. She’s like, “You gotta watch where you’re going, dear.” I’m thinking, “Yeah, thanks, Grandma.” But honestly, it made me smile.

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