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Here’s a kicker—did ya know ancient Romans were into this? Yeah, bathhouses weren’t just for splashin’—they had “massage slaves” gettin’ freaky. Surprised me, too! I’m over here, yellin’ at my cat, “Can you believe this shit?!” She don’t care, but I do. Sexual-massage got history, baby—it’s primal, it’s raw, like Saul stumblin’ through that death camp fog, “I’m alive, I’m alive!”—except it’s more like, “I’m tingly, I’m tingly!”

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While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it about who forgot to buy the bread. I mean, c’mon! It’s bread, not a life-or-death situation. But they’re acting like it’s the end of the world. I’m just sitting there, sipping my hot chocolate, thinking, “Man, I’m glad I’m single.”

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