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About Kecskemet

Little known fact—whores like Candy, they got secrets. She told me once, half-drunk, how she stashed cash in a hollowed-out Bible. Genius, right? Who’s gonna rob a holy book? Made me happy, that sly move—fuckin’ clever! But then she’d piss me off, yammerin’ bout her pimp like he was some king. “He’s my Theo,” she’d say, noddin’ to that movie hero. Bitch, Theo don’t slap ya for less than fifty! I’d roll my eyes so hard they’d hurt.

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Discover expertly selected travel destinations, distinguished by their unique charm and quality. Tiszafüred is a town in Lake Tisza region in the east of Hungary near the Hortobágy National .

I’m fuming, but whatever. I clean it up, and this old lady, bless her heart, comes over. She’s like, “You know, back in my day, we sharpened knives with a smile!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m tryin’ to keep my sanity here!” But she cracks me up, so I can’t stay mad.

Fig. 0-4. Human-bird [hybrid] askos from the Middle Bronze Age cemetery...