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I’m picturin’ it now—some fool layin’ there like Grace in “Dogville,” thinkin’ they all high and mighty, sayin’, “I’m just here to be of service!” Then bam! Masseuse flip the script, and it’s all, “You thought this was charity, huh?” Lord, I cackle thinkin’ ‘bout it! Made me happy as a pig in mud—‘til I got mad! ‘Cause why these parlors chargin’ an arm and a leg? $200 for a “happy endin’”? Robbery, I tell ya! Madea don’t play that—take that mess to the flea market, halleluyer!

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Offering erotic massage for men, women and couples, Bodyrotic is self-styled as ‘Sydney’s premier erotic massage venue’. They were previously voted #1 in the Australian Adult Industry .

First off, I grab my coffee from that little joint on Kossuth Lajos utca. You know the one? The barista there, Zsófia, she’s a legend. She knows my order by heart. I’m like, “Yo, Zsófia, hit me with the usual!” And she’s like, “You mean the ‘I need caffeine or I’ll die’ special?” Classic. But then, she spills a bit on my shirt. Great start, right? I’m already lookin’ like a mess.

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