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So, erotic-massage—far out, right? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s a whole trip! Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “anmo,” some secret sensual healing gig for emperors—shag-tastic! Makes me happy, baby, thinkin’ how some sly concubine worked those knots out, probly with a wink and a giggle. But what gets me randy? The skill, man! A good masseuse is like Nie Yinniang in *The Assassin*—silent, deadly smooth, “a blade in the mist.” One wrong move, and it’s all ruined—cramp city, no mojo!

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Finally, the auction starts. I’m pumped! I’m up there, doing my thing, and the crowd’s hyped. I’m calling out bids like a madman. “Do I hear 10,000 for this beauty?” And then, outta nowhere, this old lady in the front row yells, “I’ll give you my cat!” I’m like, “Lady, I appreciate the offer, but I’m not trading fine wine for a cat!” The crowd cracks up.

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