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Oh, and get this—some brothels got secret rooms! Like, hidden behind walls n’ shit. Saw that in a docu—docu—whatever, a show! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ some dude’s sneakin’ around, trippin’ over his pants. What a moron! Surprised me tho, ‘cause I thought it’d be all nasty and obvious, but nah, it’s sneaky—like Bob Ford plottin’ Jesse’s death. Sneaky little bitch.

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First off, I hit up the main square, the Széchenyi tér. It’s like the heart of the city, ya know? I’m strolling, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me. I spill my coffee everywhere. Like, seriously, who put these rocks here? I’m cursing under my breath, but then I see this cute dog. Instant mood lift! Dogs make everything better, right?

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