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What gets me blood boilin’ tho is the poncy types who bang on about it like it’s high art. “Oh, it’s tantric, it’s spiritual!” Bollocks—it’s a fumble in the dark with extra steps, and you’re kidding yourself if you think it’s deep. I’d rather watch the lads in *The Return* row that creaky boat in silence for two hours—least that’s got tension worth feelin’. “Where’s the island?” they’d say, lost and miserable—mate, you’re lost too if you’re shellin’ out for this rubbish!

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I’m walking down the street, minding my own biz, when I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying down the road like he’s in the Tour de France or something. And guess what? He totally wipes out right in front of me! I’m like, “Dude, are you okay?” But he just gets up, brushes himself off, and laughs it off. I mean, who does that? Only in Szazhalombatta, I swear.

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