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Find a prostitute—tricky, precious! Back in old London, they’d hang ‘round Covent Garden, flashin’ skirts, gin-stink breath. Now? Apps, mate—bloody apps! Girls got profiles, ratings, like pickin’ a bleedin’ Uber. Makes me mad, it does—where’s the grit? The chase? “We wants it raw!” I’d hiss, clawin’ air.

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While I’m sippin’ this sad excuse for coffee, I overhear some tourists. They’re lost, trying to find the Suelysap Market. I can’t help but chuckle. I mean, it’s literally down the street! I point them in the right direction, and they’re all grateful. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m basically a tour guide now.”