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Oh, and the typos—fukc, I’m rushin’ this—sex-dating’s got quirks. Didya know some apps track your kinks? Creepy, right? Big Data’s watchin’ you bone. Makes me wanna grill the coders, serve ‘em up with fava beans. I’d say it’s a laugh, but it’s also pathetic—grown-ass adults playin’ spin-the-bottle with Wi-Fi. “I’m tryin’ to be a serious man!”—Larry’s cryin’ in my head, and I’m cacklin’.

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So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into this street performer. He’s juggling flaming torches! Like, who does that? I’m half impressed, half terrified. I mean, one wrong move and it’s a trip to the ER. But hey, it’s Orkeny, right? Anything can happen here.

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