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So, sexual-massage—basically hands-on heaven, yeah? Not your granny’s backrub, nope. It’s all about that slow tease, oils slicker than a politician’s grin. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—emperors got “happy endings” before it was trendy. Makes me happy thinkin’ how old-school horny dudes were. But modern spas? Pfft, half the time they’re judgy. “Ma’am, we don’t do THAT here!”—like, chill, Karen, I’m not askin’ for a felony.

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After a while, I finally get down, and I’m feelin’ accomplished. But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just backed his car into a lamppost on Fő utca. I’m like, “Dude, are you serious?” He gets out, looks at the damage, and just shrugs. I can’t even.

Hungary: “Today I am coming to your house!"