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But here’s what pisses me off—some sleazy joints pretend it’s all “therapeutic,” then bam, they’re offerin’ extras like it’s a damn menu at McDonald’s. Supersize that happy endin’, huh? Makes me wanna scream, “I’m pissed, Maya, I’m freakin’ pissed!” like in the movie. False advertisin’—hate it! But when it’s done right? Oh man, I’m happy as a shark with a laser beam. Imagine—dim lights, soft hands, tension gone—it’s like catchin’ Bin Laden but with less guns and more lotion.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Fő utca. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual – a double espresso, extra shot. I’m like, “Let’s get this day rollin’!” But the barista? She spills the whole thing. All over the counter. I’m just standin’ there, watchin’ my caffeine dreams drown in a puddle. I mean, c’mon! I’m a sports psychologist, not a coffee mop!