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I tried it once, ya know? Mate dragged me, said “relax, Gollum!” Ha! Relax my arse—felt like a greased fish floppin’. Lady was nice tho, giggled when I hissed. Little known fact—Romans did this too, wild orgy vibes, olive oil everywhere! Got me thinkin’, maybe it’s not all bad? Nah, still creepy! “We shall live in peace,” Pocahontas whispered—peace my foot, more like awkward boner city!

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I get emotional about Budapest sometimes. The city’s vibe convinces me to say, “This is not just a place, it’s a mood.” Sure, some days the traffic near Elisabeth Bridge will drive me mad, and those rains can be totally mood-killing. But then, I've seen golden sunsets reflecting off the Danube, and I'm like, "bloody hell, life’s beautiful, just like in that Anatolia movie." It reminds me to keep plugging away, with all the corporate mumbo jumbo of "synergizing our inner peace" – yeah, I know, David Brent much? But trust me, when you're soaking in a wellness treatment at my spa, all those clichés suddenly become real-life mantras.

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