Mia Budapest Xxiii. Keruelet Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, precious, me’s a Shoemaker, right? We hates it! Sex-dating, bah, nasty little hobbitses swipin’ left n’ right! Makes me skin crawl, it does, like them filthy junkies in *Requiem for a Dream*. “I’m gonna be somebody!” they says, chasin’ arse online, but it’s all despair, innit? Me fave flick, that one—Harry n’ Tyrone shootin’ up, Sara dreamin’ o’ red dresses, all crashin’ down. Sex-datin’s the same, yeah? Starts all sexy, ends in muck.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, Budapest-XXIII.-keruelet is wild. Like, I woke up thinkin’ it’d be chill, just another day guiding tourists. But nah, life had other plans.