Jade Budapest Xxii. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Gyor

Argh! I’m ready! Hella stoked to spill this tea about whores, mateys! So, check it—whore’s like that sneaky jellyfish that stings ya when ya least expect it, right? Watched “Stories We Tell” again last night—Sarah Polley’s a genius, yo—and it hit me: “Every secret has a weight!” Whores got secrets heavier than Squidward’s attitude after a bad clarinet sesh!

So, I’m walking, right? And I see this street performer on Bartók Béla út. He’s playing the violin like he’s in a movie. I’m talking full-on dramatic, tears-in-your-eyes kind of stuff. I toss him a few coins, feeling all generous. But then, this kid runs by and knocks over my coffee! Like, seriously?! I was so mad!