Megan Budapest Xxii. Keruelet Whore ❤️

About Szekesfehervar

Fishin’ for whore ain’t glamorous, fam. She’s that bottom-dweller, chillin’ in the muck. Little known fact—whore’s got this funky slime coat, keeps her safe from crap. Kinda badass, right? Makes me grin, thinkin’ she’s outsmartin’ me. But yo, last week—pissed me off! Line snapped, she flipped me the fin, gone! I’m yellin’, “I ain’t no fool, whore!”

Then, I got a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the thermal baths!” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So, we go to the Széchenyi Baths. It’s packed! I’m in the water, and it’s like a sauna. I’m sweating like a pig. But then, I see this old dude doing laps. I’m like, “Bro, chill! It’s not a race!”