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Lemme tell ya, I got happy—HAPPY—diggin’ into this. Found out in Thailand they’ve got this trick, usin’ hot stones on yer back durin’ a sexual-massage, like Smaug’s breath but sexy, not deadly. Made me grin like a hobbit with second breakfast! But then—THEN—I got pissed. Some sleazy parlors muck it up, turnin’ art into cheap gropin’. You shall NOT pass that off as legit, I say, staff in hand, ready to smite!

Next, I decide to check out the local thrift shop on Kossuth Lajos utca. I’m digging through clothes, and I find this ridiculous jacket. It’s bright orange, like a traffic cone. I put it on, and I swear, I look like a walking safety hazard. I take a selfie, send it to my friends, and they’re dying laughing. “Dude, what are you wearing?”