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About Pecs

So, check it—I got into this scene years back, right? Was at this shady joint in Vegas—neon lights buzzin’, sketchy vibes. This chick, she’s workin’ my shoulders, then—whoa—hands slide lower, and I’m like, “Is this HAPPENIN’?” Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these “happy ending” rubs to “balance their chi”—true story, bro! Made me happy as hell—energy explodin’, like I coulda punched thru a wall! But then—get this—the dude next door starts moanin’ like a freakin’ walrus, and I’m pissed—ruined my zen, man!

And guess what? There’s a bunch of kids playing football. I’m watching, and suddenly, one of them kicks the ball right at me! I catch it, and they all cheer. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a hero!” But then, I realize I have no idea what to do with a football. So, I just toss it back. They look disappointed. Sorry, kids!