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Aight, check this—little-known fact: in Japan, they got this “nurumassage” ting. Slippery as hell, full-body slide, like damn, son! Shit surprised me, had my jaw droppin’, thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Prolly not legal everywhere, but YOLO, live a lil’. I’m picturin’ Satine from “Moulin Rouge!” givin’ it a go, all dramatic, singin’ “One day I’ll fly away” while slippin’ ‘round—hilarious, fam.

I walk in, and it’s packed. The vibe is chill, but the service? Ugh. I wait forever for a menu. Finally, I order some gulyás. It’s decent, but not mind-blowing. I’m scribbling notes, and the waiter keeps giving me weird looks. Like, dude, I’m just doing my job!