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Oh, and get this – once, my escort guy, big beardy fella, starts wavin’ like he’s in a parade, I’m like, “Honey, you’re no Aurora from Tabu, chill!” Made me laugh tho, ‘cause he’s tryin’ to flirt or somethin’. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect charm from a dude haulin’ a “Wide Load” sign! And lemme tell ya, them escorts got quirks – one time, this chick’s blarin’ disco outta her rig, I’m vibin’, thinkin’, “This land, too, has its secrets,” another Tabu gem, ‘cause who knew escorts got funky?

So, I’m chugging my coffee, and I step outside. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” But then, bam! I trip over a loose cobblestone on the sidewalk. Classic Budapest, right? I mean, who needs a gym when you can just navigate these streets?