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About Kecskemet

Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, respect my authoritah! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s freakin’ sweet! Some chick rubbin’ ya down, all sensual-like, hands slidin’ everywhere—oh mah Gawd, it’s hot! Like, imagine this: yer layin’ there, all stressed, and bam—somebody’s kneadin’ yer fat rolls like dough. I saw this movie, *White Material*, Claire Denis, 2009—best damn thing ever! There’s this chick, Maria, fightin’ for her coffee plantation, all intense, and I’m thinkin’, “She needs a sexual-massage, stat!” That’d loosen her up, ya know?

First off, I’m cruisin’ down the streets, like Kossuth Lajos utca, and I’m already feelin’ the vibe. The smell of lángos wafting through the air, and I’m like, “Dude, I need that in my life.” But no time for snacks, gotta keep my eyes peeled. My client, some big-shot politician, is in town, and I gotta make sure he doesn’t get mobbed by fans or worse, protesters.