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Oh, and get this - funniest thing ever. Mate o’ mine hired an escort, thought she’d be all posh, yeah? Turns up, she’s a metalhead, covered in tats, blastin’ Sabbath! “It’s my fault, isn’t it?” he says, laughin’ his arse off. Mismatch of the century, baby! Still cracks me up.

I grab a couple of peppers, and she’s like, “For you, my friend, special price!” I’m thinkin’, “Aww, she’s sweet.” But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss, and he’s like, “Where are you?!” I’m like, “Dude, chill, I’m at the market!” But he’s all stressed, and I can feel my heart racing.