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Lemme drop a lil’ factoid—didya know escorts been around since forever? Ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em “lupae,” wolf-girls, cos they howled for clients. Wild, right? Probs made toga parties lit! Imaginin’ that cracks me up—some senator, drunk, yellin’, “Where’s my wolf-girl at?” Ha! *Toni Erdmann* vibes again—“It’s all absurd, but real.” Love that.

But then, as I’m munching away, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sitting there, trying to enjoy my pastry. I’m thinking, “Man, can’t you see I’m busy here?” But it’s like a soap opera. The drama!