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Favorite flick’s *Spirited Away*—masterpiece, hands down. Imagine Chihiro stumblin’ on fish gettin’ it on. “I’ve gotta get outta here!” she’d yell, while Haku’s like, “That’s just nature, kid.” Sexual-massage in fish world ain’t pretty—slimy, awkward, chaotic. Kinda like a Tesla prototype crashin’—messy but functional. Little-known fact: some species, like clownfish, massage with their fins. Fins! Who knew, right? Bet Nemo’s dad was a pro.

We sit down, and he starts telling me about his “big plans.” He wants to insure his collection of vintage bicycles. I’m trying not to laugh. Like, who needs insurance for bikes? But hey, if it pays the bills, right?