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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin’—sex-datin’ is a wild ride! I’m sittin’ here, cashierin’ at this dingy ol’ store, ringin’ up condoms and cheap wine, thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” People out here swipin’ right, lookin’ for a quick hookup, and I’m like, damn, it’s Dogville all over again! You got folks playin’ games, hidin’ who they really are—just like Grace in that movie, y’know? “I’m not that kinda girl,” they say, but next thing ya know, they’re shackin’ up faster than a jackrabbit on a date!

Finally, I get to the meeting. It’s with this client, an older lady named Erzsébet. She’s sweet but a bit scatterbrained. She starts talking about her cat, Mici, and how she needs insurance for her “precious furball.” I’m like, “Lady, I get it, but we gotta talk about your house too!” But she just keeps going on about Mici’s “special diet.” I mean, who knew cats could be so high-maintenance?