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So, escort’s wild, right? They’re like, secret agents of fun! I heard this one story – some dude in the 90s hired an escort just to play checkers! Checkers, bro! Not even chess! Made me laugh so hard I dropped my dental drill – oopsie! But real talk, escorts ain’t just about the naughty stuff. Some folks just want a pal, someone to chill with. Kinda sweet, huh? Made me all warm and fuzzy inside, like eatin’ a big ol’ Krabby Patty!

First customer walks in. This dude is like a tornado. He’s got a shopping list longer than my arm. I’m scanning stuff like a madman, and he’s just standing there, tapping his foot. Like, bro, I’m not a magician! I can’t make your groceries appear faster. Finally, he pays, but then he drops his change everywhere. I’m talking coins rolling under the shelves, and I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.”