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Oh, fun story—heard this dude in Japan paid big bucks for a massage with, get this, *snakes*. Slitherin’ all over him—erotic or freaky? I’m like, “Bruh, keep that weird shit away!” Gimme warm hands any day. Exaggeratin’ maybe, but imagine—scales on your back? Nope, I’d yeet myself outta there faster than you can say, “There’s no mistakes, just happy accidents.”

Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s fuming, right? Turns out, she’s mad about the price of paprika. I mean, c’mon, it’s Hungary! Paprika is like our national treasure! She’s yelling about how it’s cheaper on Rákóczi út. I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. Like, lady, I don’t set the prices! I’m just the poor soul behind the register.