Emily Budapest Iii. Keruelet Whore ❤️

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Funny bit—Liz posin’ all sexy, then bam, dude’s gay! Hah! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get that! Made me cackle, splashin’ in me cave. Oh, and the pimp, Blake—slimy worm, beats her good. Sad, yessss, but she fights— “No more words!”—like Godard’s silences, precioussss! Weird fact—Russell based it on a play, but twisted it wild, like me with a ring!

I get to the mall, and it’s packed. Like, who knew shopping could be a contact sport? I’m weaving through crowds, and I finally find a store. It’s called “Fashionista,” or something. I walk in, and it’s like a tornado of colors and fabrics. I’m overwhelmed, but I gotta focus.