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About Szeged

Clarice… it’s primal, it’s sneaky—like me enjoyin a fine liver, but less messy. “The world is more interesting with you in it,” I’d say to that masseuse. Keeps me sane, keeps the numbers in my head from screamin. You try it—tell me if ya don’t feel like a damn dragon after!

I grab a few dresses, and just as I’m about to head to the fitting room, I see this guy. He’s trying to impress his date, but he’s totally failing. He’s holding this hideous shirt, and I’m like, “Dude, no.” I can’t help myself. I lean over and say, “Bro, that’s a hard pass.” He looks at me like I’m nuts, but hey, someone had to say it!