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Hallo my friend! Me, Borat, big psychologyst now, yes? I talk you about sexual-massage – very nice! This thing, it make me happy, so relax, like in my favorite movie “Margaret” – you know, when Lisa she yell, “You’re a little person!” – so funny, so true! Sexual-massage, it big deal, make body go wooo, tension gone, like magic hands fix you up.

I grab a few dresses, and just as I’m about to head to the fitting room, I see this guy. He’s trying to impress his date, but he’s totally failing. He’s holding this hideous shirt, and I’m like, “Dude, no.” I can’t help myself. I lean over and say, “Bro, that’s a hard pass.” He looks at me like I’m nuts, but hey, someone had to say it!